JFK in Berlin, 1963

Today is the anniversary of John F. Kennedy's famous speech in West Berlin, where he proclaimed "Ich bin ein Berliner" (I am a Berliner), to show solidarity with the people of the city divided by the Iron Curtain.

What is often missed, however, is that to a German, a berliner is a jelly donut. So the quote is really "I am a jelly donut!". Really? What flavour? I bet there were more than a few people trying to control their laughter that day.

Also today, Paris Hilton was released from jail. Sad coincidence. Paris, all I can say is this: "du bist ein berliner!" (you are a jelly donut!)

Role Models can be Good OR...

"I'm really scared but I'm ready to do this," she added. "And I hope that I'm an example to other young people."

With those words, Paris Hilton checked into a ‘special needs’ jail, to start serving a sentence for violating the terms of her probation for a drunk driving conviction.

If young people want a role model - for narcissism, lewd behaviour, believing you are above the law, living off family money, having no skills other than the ability to film your sexual escapades, and being as dim as a 10-watt bulb – then yes, you are quite the role model.

What scares me is that there really are young people who think she IS a role model. . Let’s hope a few weeks in jail straightens her out, but I am not holding my breath.